*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed
(Source: meladoodle, via alphabitches)
what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
(Source: grawly, via heart)
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
(Source: kjxq, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
it’s a beautiful day to give me money
New Scenes from the ‘Love Rosie’ tv spot [x]
"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
- the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)
(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via littleballofcatastrophe)
Hey leg of me, I am the night you peasant! !!!