Pillow fight could be dangerous…
You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.
I got one ;-;
Please? This looks fun
I may regret this
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Maleficent ➵ Up-close
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I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
I want a relationship like this.
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
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send me your best pick up line
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dog cloud over Manhattan
OMG it’s Falkor!
The rare cumuluckdragonimbus is rarely seen this far from Fantasia, although the weather’s been crazy since the Nothingness hit.
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind
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"its okay, im used to it."
- the saddest thing you can ever hear (via fuckinq)
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when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you